When I am dead.

When I am dead I hope they will play the Imperial March at the funeral.
I hope I didn't eat so much preservatives in my time that my body can decompose naturally.
I hope nobody had anything left to say to me and I hope I died in a non-embarrassing way.
I hope Terri Gross will rehash an interview she had with me years before in my memory and everyone will remember what I genius I was at one time and think what smart things I said.
I hope at least one person gets black-out drunk to deal with my loss. Just one.