Dear Scott, The local news keeps showing pictures of you and they really chinzed out this time and are zooming up on yearbook photos. There is one really awful one of you on what looks like a spirit day. For this I have suspicion that if the authorities ever find something on me the news channel is definetely going to do the same thing; find a picture of myself in the Redmond High School year book and zoom up on it. Or, if I ever died, god forbid, the picture they would use on my casket would be my High School track photo.
Did you ever think of getting some staged pictures in your repertoire, Scott? How about taking some pictures so they didn't have to use your old yearbook photos and that "fresh off the streets" mugshot photo they are spreading everywhere? What if you had an epic picture of yourself with your hand in someones chest, pumping their heart like they did that one time on Grey's Anatomy? Or cradling a crying child with a blazing fire in the background? It might have been wise to get some sweet pictures of you with your doctors lab coat and some equipment. A stethoscope around the neck against an azul backdrop would of made for a good shot.
Just some ideas my friend.
Rachel
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