D-List

Celebrity I would like to meet:

Viggo Mortenson: Just want to sit across from him at cafe, reading.
Jake Gyllenhaal: make-out for a couple hours followed by deep conversation.
Douglas Coupland: spend the afternoon painting my house white and then drinking sake on the porch.
Patrick Wilson: giggle uncontrollably and run away
Gerard Butler: have him give me a back rub.
Drew Barrymore: do a guerilla art project, terrorize the town at night, wear converse and have beers and dance at the Silver Moon during a Larry and His Flask show.
Bill Cosby: bring him to a dinner with my entire family and talk really loud over the table peppered by his continious flow of awesome jokes.
Joaquin Pheonix: lay in the park and sleep. Upon waking draw comics in a spiral notebook then go back to sleep.
Javier Bardem: una noche.
Paz Vega: cook her dinner and talk in backyard full of Christmas lights at night in summertime.
Celebrities I would not like to meet:

Wanda Sykes
Ernest
Steve Carrell
Winona Ryder
Tori Spelling
Anyone from the film Twilight
Hilary Swank
Janice Dickinson
David Duchouvny
Kanye West
Any of the Osbournes

Celebrity I thought I met

Matt Groening: got a call at one of my receptionist job about possible donation of comic books from a comic book collector who claimed to receive, "many free copies" with his orders. Learned he went to free comic book day and was interested in my zine after casual banter. Name was Matt. Coworker confirmed possibility. Next day found from another coworker it was not him.

Celebrities I have seen or heard) but not met:

Rider Strong: juror at the Bendfilm awards where I was volunteering. Saw him at the Awards Ceremony. Made eye contact.
William Hurt: sat at table 23 at Johnny Carino's on Father's Day and had calamari with son and wife. Friend Bryce was server. Left memo for the Hulk 2.
David Blaine: flying on the same plane to Texas (or was it Cancun?). Wearing fedora and glasses. Not 100% positive of identity.
Rainn Wilson: did a talk at the Spiritual Awareness Center. Heard him, did not see him. Everyone said he was a dick.

Celebrities I have met:
Stephen Baldwin: served him at a restautant in Redmond while he was in town for a church thing.
Daniel Martin: "Jarrod," kid on Gummo: met him at Timber's in Redmond while he was grounded in town (he's a pilot). Drank a lot of beer and ended up at the Larry and His Flask house.
Theo Ellsworth: incredible illustrator. riding same elevator during the Portland Zine Symposium.
Dialoque
R: That's a cool box
T: Thanks
R: It's a Theo Ellingsworth.
T: Yep.
R: ... Are you Theo Ellingsworth?
T: ... yes. (puts box over head)
R: (freak out)
Henry Rollins: came in to town and I joined a circle of people surrounding him after his spoken word show. Denied everyone who offered to smoke him our or buy him a drink. Enjoyed short dialogue with him about abdicating your comfort zone and how travel makes you feel like you live a longer life. 
David Sedaris: came in to town for reading. Had him sign my typewriter, stole his water bottle off the podium.